Re: What would you do if you were bitten?

**Rooster** · **Rooster** on Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:12 pm

Guys, I was sitting in class reading this and I was trying so hard not to laugh. I couldn't stop. I got to thinking about a zed carrying a flag and I almost lost it.

2Cents Undead · 2Cents Undead on Sun Mar 08, 2009 1:04 pm

this thread ftw

Xolotl · Xolotl on Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:14 am

Looking at my avatar/icon thing on the right made me think that actually what i would do would be to repeat all previously stated steps apart form run at mob and i would instead find a lion or tiger or bear, calmly walk up to it and punch it square in the nose so that i know that I'm the only person to ever be nuts enough to start a fist fight with a tiger. Very Happy

**Twitch** · **Twitch** on Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:30 pm

Xolotl wrote:Looking at my avatar/icon thing on the right made me think that actually what i would do would be to repeat all previously stated steps apart form run at mob and i would instead find a lion or tiger or bear, calmly walk up to it and punch it square in the nose so that i know that I'm the only person to ever be nuts enough to start a fist fight with a tiger.

then the rest of us would have an infected tiger to deal with.
nice...y'jackass.

Xolotl · Xolotl on Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:27 am

Toobe Forgotten wrote:
Xolotl wrote:Looking at my avatar/icon thing on the right made me think that actually what i would do would be to repeat all previously stated steps apart form run at mob and i would instead find a lion or tiger or bear, calmly walk up to it and punch it square in the nose so that i know that I'm the only person to ever be nuts enough to start a fist fight with a tiger.

then the rest of us would have an infected tiger to deal with.
nice...y'jackass.

Don't worry. I'll just gift wrap it with a tag that says: "For Toobe, Happy Z-day!"

juggajames · juggajames on Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:27 pm

Xolotl wrote:
Toobe Forgotten wrote:
Xolotl wrote:Looking at my avatar/icon thing on the right made me think that actually what i would do would be to repeat all previously stated steps apart form run at mob and i would instead find a lion or tiger or bear, calmly walk up to it and punch it square in the nose so that i know that I'm the only person to ever be nuts enough to start a fist fight with a tiger.

then the rest of us would have an infected tiger to deal with.
nice...y'jackass.

Don't worry. I'll just gift wrap it with a tag that says: "For Toobe, Happy Z-day!"

lmao, well if we ever run into an infected tiger, im letting twitch kill it.

**Rooster** · **Rooster** on Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:48 pm

If the virus is strictly effective to humans, a pit of hungry animals around the base would be sveet.

**Twitch** · **Twitch** on Fri Nov 06, 2009 5:56 pm

ill kill the damn tiger.

**Rooster** · **Rooster** on Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:47 pm

Toobe Forgotten wrote:ill kill the damn tiger.

sure sure...i would ride the liger into battle

Ceres · Ceres on Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:49 pm

Rooster wrote:If the virus is strictly effective to humans, a pit of hungry animals around the base would be sveet.

Only if I can have one as a pet. Who'd want to pick a fight with me while my pet tiger was at my side?

**♫GENJUÆ穴☼☢۞҉░♫** · **♫GENJUÆ穴☼☢۞҉░♫** on Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:08 pm

Ceres wrote:
Rooster wrote:If the virus is strictly effective to humans, a pit of hungry animals around the base would be sveet.

Only if I can have one as a pet. Who'd want to pick a fight with me while my pet tiger was at my side?

juggajames · juggajames on Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:30 am

Ceres wrote:
Rooster wrote:If the virus is strictly effective to humans, a pit of hungry animals around the base would be sveet.

Only if I can have one as a pet. Who'd want to pick a fight with me while my pet tiger was at my side?

pfft, tiger or not, i can kick your ass.

Ceres · Ceres on Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:10 am

juggajames wrote:
Ceres wrote:
Rooster wrote:If the virus is strictly effective to humans, a pit of hungry animals around the base would be sveet.

Only if I can have one as a pet. Who'd want to pick a fight with me while my pet tiger was at my side?
pfft, tiger or not, i can kick your ass.

Whatever you say James. We're just going to have to quit talking and get to moving aren't we? Cool

**Rooster** · **Rooster** on Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:22 am

Back on topic, I would probably do whatever I could not to turn (chopping off arm or leg)

**Twitch** · **Twitch** on Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:29 pm

Rooster wrote:Back on topic, I would probably do whatever I could not to turn (chopping off arm or leg)

what would be the point to that?
once you do, you're liable too infection, and if you survive the shock and blood loss, you're permanently crippled, and thus, useless to us.
Just take a bullet to the head like a man.